Razzle Von Noodles
Razzle wasn’t always a clown, he used to be a highly successful motivational speaker. When his wife left him he went through severe depression and developed a gambling addiction. It was during this downward spiral he took up clowning as a profession. Now he is 35 years old, eating a steady diet of Spam, divorced, and living in a van down by the river.
Razzle’s vehicle is a van he won from another clown in a poker game.